what if God was like tony soprano
It was a thought I had this sunday. I was a month behind on tithing because I kept forgetting my checkbook. In soprano world that would mean that God would be expecting interest. He would come collecting every couple days and scare me into paying. He would make my like a living hell until he got the money. It wouldn't effect just me, everyone else in church would be expected to tithe too. Of course it could be a good thing, the church budget would always have enough money. Of course some people would be coming to church with broken legs.